Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Don’t Park Under a Pelican Perch

We’re in a funk over Denver’s loss to Baltimore in the AFC playoffs on Saturday.  Need to vent, so offer some tidbits from the local newspaper and some personal observations.

Interview with Thomas Sanchez (author of American Tropic, to be released January 15)

·         In the 1980’s, Key West “seemed cut off from mainland mores, a rough and tumble place, dangerous.  It was like Dodge City in the Gulf Stream, where a piratical code held sway.  Now, a generation later, the island has lost much of its swagger, it’s become a place where cruise ships disgorge multitudes, where humble cigar-makers’ shacks have been tarted up and sold for millions, where down-on-their-luck writers and artists can never afford a sliver of paradise.  The real outlaws remaining today are those fighting to save the natural habitat of the Keys, those who stand up against polluting degradation and corrosive consumerism.” 

·         “We not only have the weapons of mass destruction in the hands of righteous hacks, religious fanatics and  racist quacks, we have profiteer-polluters and destroyers of the natural world whacking off what precious little is left of earth’s pure air, water and soil.” 

Pearl Basin, a “pool of deeper blue water within the emerald-green shallows located in the Key West National Wildlife Refuge…where bottlenose dolphins love to romp,” is being leased to Fury Water Adventures (owned by Scott Saunders) to permanently moor a floating platform for 10 jet skis, 10 kayaks, and inflatable water toys such as a floating rock-climbing wall and a giant slide.  Administrative Law Judge Bram Carter ruled that the state Department of Environmental Protection should grant the lease because, “the proposed project is not contrary to the public interest and it meets all applicable criteria for authorization to lease sovereignty submerged lands.”  Last Stand, an environmental group, unsuccessfully argued that the lease should not be granted.

Perhaps it is no coincidence that this year’s State of the Union address falls on Groundhog Day.

 Naval Air Station Key West has F/A (7)18 Super Hornet fighter jets roaring overhead every day for the past week disrupting any semblance to peace and quiet in “paradise.”  The right-wing cheerleaders call this the “sound of freedom;” the left-wing cynics call it an obnoxious racket.

 Monroe County Tourist Development Council reported 99% occupancy for Key West lodging establishments on December 30 and 31.  Average daily room rates increased in Key West on December 31 and January 1 from an average of $228 to $648.

 Cayo Hueso is the name the Spaniards gave to Key West when they landed and discovered an island covered with bones.  Not surprisingly Cayo Hueso in Spanish is Bone Island.  The tone-deaf Brits bastardized it to Key West.  If you think in cockney, you can almost come up with Key West from Cayo Hueso, as Hueso is pronounced “weso.”

 South Florida and the Keys are experiencing one of the warmest Januarys in history.  Almost every day the high temps in Miami have been only one degree lower than high temperature records for the date.  We have had a run of 82° plus days and lows around 72° with forecasts predicting the same for the foreseeable future.  Locals are actually bitching about how hot it is for this time of year.  Of course, the issue isn’t the temps, it is the humidity.  The wind came up the last couple of days so that has reduced he humidity, but it has been running in the 90% range, leaving everything soggy left out overnight.

 Our friends, Tom and Lore from Denton, caught up with us on Friday and we joined them for happy hour at the Navy base here.  They have just moved into a spot offering full hookups and, hence, air conditioning, something they have been without for several weeks.  They attest to the fact that it has been oppressive trying to stay cool without the benefit of artificial cooling.  We joined them for lunch on Tuesday at our favorite Conch Republic bar, the Schooner Wharf Bar & Grill.  Saw romping giant tarpon and a manatee graced us with a cruise by.

 One of the more interesting things about our stay here in Key West this time compared to eight years ago is that we are unable for whatever reason to look past the real shoddiness of the place.  In Thomas Sanchez’ interview, he describes the tarting up of Cuban cigar-makers’ shacks and turning them into million dollar dwellings.  From our point of view, he has captured it splendidly.  He only hints at the ramshackle housing available for the 99% who happen to be here for employment, etc.  While we never say never, this may be our last trip to Key West for some time as the blush is off the melon for us.

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